YOU CAN'T HAVE MEAT ON DEMAND WITHOUT... POO LAGOONS!


What do you do when you breed infinity animals into existence and they all have to piss and shit somewhere?
1. Collect all of that (plus animal corpses, stillborns, afterbirth, assorted farm equipment, medications, pesticides) in a big pit.
2. Integrate it into the environment so there is no meaningful separation between poo lagoons and everything else!
Standard procedure:
- Disperse it by spraying it in the air where people live. Just say you're fertilizing your own crops.
- Let it seep into the groundwater, yum yum.
- Wait for a catastrophic storm to flood all the lagoons so everyone gets a taste, everyone and everything soaks it up.
- Keep expanding! Consolidate all farms. Propagate this business model all around the world. We will achieve homogeneity yet.
- Even if entire families succumb to the lagoons, we must continue. There is no such thing as stopping.
News Roundup
People dying from drowning in shit or breathing shit fumes
- August 22 2025: Dairy worker may have accidentally released toxic gas before 5 others tried to save him, sources say
Denver7 via archive.ph
Colorado, 6 dead (5 adults, 1 teen)
- March 11 2025: Ohio farmer killed when tractor tips over, sending him into manure pit
Farmer's Advance via archive.ph
Ohio, 1 dead
- June 14 2024: Agriculture Safety Experts Weigh in on Clinton Farm Accident
WKTV via archive.ph
New York, 2 dead
- November 21 2022: Man Dies After Falling Into Manure Pit: ‘Traumatizing’
Newsweek via archive.ph
Indiana, 1 dead
- August 11 2021: 3 brothers dead after falling into manure pit in Mercer County
WHIO via archive.org
Ohio, 3 dead (all brothers)
- May 26, 2012: Cause of death determined in Kennedyville farm accident
MyEasternShoreMD via archive.ph
Pennsylvania, 3 dead (father and 2 sons)
- July 3 2007: Gas From Manure Pit Kills 5 On Dairy Farm
CBS via archive.ph
Virginia, 5 dead (3 adults, 2 children, 9 and 11 years old)
Articles that allude to several incidents
- August 27 2025: Cow manure just killed 6 workers on a dairy farm. It happens more than you’d think.
Vox via archive.ph
References cases mentioned above
- August 22 2024: Manure pit accidents are more deadly than not
FarmProgress via archive.org
Also contains as a survivor's account
- October 25 2023: Dairy workers on Wisconsin’s small farms are dying. Many of those deaths are never investigated.
milwaukee journal sentinel via archive.ph
Describes the deaths of immigrant workers, 2 of whom drowned in manure
- August 29 2023: Farm deaths a reminder of manure’s potential to kill
agriculture.com via archive.org
- December 14 2006: Boss Hog: The Dark Side of America’s Top Pork Producer
Rolling Stone via archive.ph
Spraying manure in the air
this is an image of a high-pressure shit sprayer
Flooding
WE ANIMALS: Documenting the aftermath for animals of Hurricane Florence (photo journalism)
"For millions of animals trapped inside, there would be no evacuation, no supplies left behind, no official rescue to come. Instead, as the winds picked up and rain began to fall, farmers took one last walk out to the barns, shut the doors, and locked the animals inside."
Water Contamination
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